you likely started a business for the ‘disco ball’ moment... the sparkle, the freedom, the high-energy life... But you can’t keep the party going if the stage isn’t wired for it.
If your business is only working when you're 'on' 24/7, you aren't running a production, you're stuck in a never-ending dress rehearsal. Let’s stop improvising and start building a business that actually has the power to keep the lights on.
In the online space we’re sold the idea that more clients, more launches, more visibility, more strategy, etc... will lead to more money. So now you're working harder than ever while the business still can’t seem to pay you properly.
I help neurodivergent business owners make more sales, keep more of what you earn, and build a business that doesn't rely on you being "on" 24/7.
You won't find any marketing gimmicks or a copy-and-paste blueprint here. You'll build an authentic, aligned business with the solid foundations to hit your desired revenue goal with ease.
I’m Emilie — business mentor, numbers nerd, and professional problem solver.
I’m usually found in leopard print and crocs, holding a Cherry Pepsi Max in one hand and your bank statement in the other.
I started my career as a West End Stage Manager, learning that a disco ball doesn't make a party, it just makes a sad room look sparkly. It’s the stuff behind the curtain: the wiring, the cues, the set design that makes the magic happen.
Now, I’m your Technical Director. I don't do marketing gimmicks; I fix the signal flow in your business so you can finally get back to the fun part: running the show.
part-time climbing frame
sometimes invited to cool events
painfully millennial
lets work together!
momentum
6 month mentorship for service pros wanting to build consistent income
£3,333
the revenue reset
A vip day to redesign your businesses revenue strategy for more sales + more pay
£1,111
revenue to wealth
3 month mentorship for service pros wanting to turn revenue into personal wealth.
£2,222
case studies
Emily had her first £5k month — after months of living off savings because she thought her business didn't make money.
We worked together from Oct to Dec '24, and she had her first £5k month while we were still in it. The year after, she increased her revenue by 180% on the year before — and made more than half of her entire 2024 revenue in the first three months of 2025 alone, with under 2,000 Instagram followers and an email list below 400.
"I used the data to blast old money stories out of my brain. Four of the last six months I've made four figures in sales, and I know now that I can make consistent money in my business."
Daisy was using Stripe Instant Payouts as soon as client payments landed to get by – within three months she was in Switzerland, having her first proper holiday in years.
The business wasn't underperforming; she'd just never had an accurate picture of what it needed to do. Daisy worked out she needed just three sales of her signature offer a month and hasn't made a single Stripe panic-withdrawals, paying to access her own money early, since.
"I'm finally in a position before where I am no longer constantly chasing the next sale. My nervous system no longer feels like i'm being chased by a bear, which is nice."
Sophia used to squirrel her money away "just in case." Now she knows exactly what every pound is for, and she's using it to pay off debt, fund a pension, and take the summer off.
Within 30 days of working together, Sophia had increased her take-home pay by £500 a month, increased her pension contributions, AND hire an assistant so she could increase her client load.
"I just paid off a hefty monthly credit card bill with literally no stress. i'm also taking most of summer off client work, but will still be paying myself the same salary."
She doubled her take-home pay in 30 days — after years of avoiding her numbers.
S runs a service business with multiple offers and multiple team members, enough moving pieces that her income had always felt more guessed-at than known.
Within her first 30 days, she doubled her take-home pay. Six months on, she barely needs hand-holding, she knows what her team costs her, pays herself on a set day, and has started putting money into a pension.
"Officially doubling my take home pay with $$ that was already here didn't realize it because I was avoiding my numbers searching for more!!"
Find out exactly what your business needs to make, and what's stopping it from getting there.
But if you've never worked backwards from the life you're actually trying to fund, there's a good chance you're chasing the wrong number.
The Revenue Reality Check helps you:
✔ Calculate the revenue your business actually needs to generate
✔ Identify whether leads, sales, pricing or your business model are creating the bottleneck
✔ Get tailored revenue strategy suggestions based on your answers
✔ Apply for a free personalised business audit, where I'll stalk your website, offers and socials and send you a custom Loom with the biggest opportunities I can see.
(The legal term is "strategic analysis." The reality is I'm incredibly nosey and very good at spotting money leaks.)
A self-paced course, suite of practical tools and live implementation support that help you track cashflow, forecast revenue, plan for tax and make confident decisions about hiring, investing and paying yourself.
Know how much you can pay yourself, what you can afford to invest, how much tax is owed, and what's actually available to spend, before your bank balance gives you a minor heart attack.
Run your business from a place of confidence instead of crossed fingers.
A step-by-step tool built around my revenue-backed pricing methodology, helping you create offers that support your income goals instead of lowkey sabotaging them.
Map out your offer ecosystem, test different pricing scenarios and build smarter payment plans.
Create offers people want to buy, price them profitably, and communicate their value with confidence.
